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A welder is an individual who spends exceptional amounts of time piecing together metal, typically via TIG or MIG welding. Welders are usually very greasy, and short-tempered. To spot a welder in the wild you can look near any Harbor Freight store.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna weld?
Person 2: No, stupid ass welder.
The act of residing or formally residing in or around Erath County
damn man, that welder must be from stephenville cause his welds are gangster af
A person who makes precision gestamets based on unreliable data given by people of questionable knowledge.
The welder said who the fuck drew these.
A person who exhibits the same traits as clinger, but worse. Instead of clinging on to you, they full-on weld themselves on to you.
Lauren, this new girl is such a welder. She asked, “So who is this Lauren you’re texting?” I said, “It’s my cousin! Chill out.”
Such a welder.
The sexual act of acting like you are going down on a female partner and spreading open her vaginal lips and applying super glue between them and then holding them shut thus giving you a “welded” effect.
Bro 1: I heard you just graduated welding school congratulations bro!
Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?
Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?
Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!
Dick that is attached to a man who has mastered metal fabrication and welding. This man will only last about 10 minutes before running out of breath but will deliver the most outstanding performance of his life, leaving you speechless, sore, and satisfied.
Joe: Why is your phone going off all day today?
Jim: I just gave this girl from the bar last night some welder dick
Joe: Damn well mute your phone then