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west virginia

The state with the country's lowest crime rate, year after year. A place where the air is clean and you can drive even on an Interstate without seeing another car. "It's all relative"? Yes, but not in the way that many people took it. When I meet someone from "home," it often turns out that we have cousins, albeit distant ones, in common.

I grew up in a West Virginia town that was home to a state mental hospital with a wing for what were then called "criminally insane" (much scarier sounding than "defective delinquents"). One misty, late-summer evening when I was about fourteen, a friend and I were alone in my house playing a board game when we heard on the radio that some inmates of that wing had escaped. We did something very unusual for that time and place, and when my father came home about half an hour later, he was surprised to find the door locked.

by Transplanted mountain girl April 28, 2006

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west virginia

A rugged, poverty stricken state with a naturally beautiful landscape and a unique population. West Virginia's poor economic infrastructure stems from the lack of an urban white-collar economy and collapse of the coal industry. The largest city in the entire state is Charleston, which is home to a mere 185,000 residents. However, the lack of a powerful economy has prevented suburban mall districts and McMansion golf course homes from destroying rural areas (as is common in most southern states). The result of this commercial isolation, rural living, and blue-collared work force is a truly authentic group of people who can only be defined as Mountaineers (which is the team name of West Virginia University). These Mountaineers are characterized by a love of the outdoors, a fondness of reckless partying, thier nasal southern/midwestern hybrid accent, and their generally gregarious attitudes. West Virginians usually inhabit small towns of about 15,000-45,000 where people live in modest homes on large sects of land, which explains the passion for all things outdoors. And with the beautiful, mountainous landscape, it is a perfect place to be an outdoorsman (especially in fall/winter). However, a large problem with West Virginia is fraud from those collecting from the goverment by either women who have pawned their children off on their parents, or by former laborers who file false claims of injury to collect money and prescriptions. Couple that with the large amount of productive young people who migrate to cities such as Baltimore, Pittsburgh, NYC, and Philadelphia, and there are not many young people with college experience who stay in the state.

In short, West Virginia is a pretty place without a city worth mention. Most people who live here are very easy going and fun, but also relatively uneducated and poor.

The state slogan is "West Virginia: Wild, Wonderful", and if it were ignoring economy, this would be a perfect description. Which is the reason I had to leave for Pittsburgh.

by Frank Drebin October 11, 2005

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west virginia

The state in which I live in.

While other states were building their economies in various ways, WV spent too much time and effort in coal. Which left everything else severely underdeveloped. When the coal companies left, which wasn't too long ago, they took with them what our state had been based on. So were basically behind everyone else. But we are catching up.

Yes, we do have shoes. Poverty has always ran rampant in this state and often times people only could afford the bare necessities. And sometimes children have fun playing bearfoot. We are Mountaineers.

Incest...yes. The strong family ties and isolation has resulted in may a incestial relationship. But that has ended for the most part in this modern age. But incest occurs in Alabama, Iowa, in every state really.

Yes, we have accents. We live in hollers. We warsh. But I am proud of my accent and so should most people. New Yorkers have an accent, so...

We are part of the South at hearts. We were a Union state but the Confederacy is much celecrated around here and many of our forefathers fought for that side. Especially here in southern WV.

Our main problem now is working-class men who fake back injuries so they can receive pain medication. And disabilty. Almost everyone does it. Some sell the drugs to other people, and make a profit.

I'm proud to be a West Virginian. A southern West Virginian.

by Rassspy June 22, 2004

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West virginia

in West Virginiawhere potholes are on the highway

A pot holewas on the highway and I about shit myself thinking my tire popped going speed limit of 65 before BAAAAP only in west Virginia

by Kristynft March 21, 2019


west virginia

similar to hell. it would be wise for you to never come here. there is no good entertainment whatsoever. unless you consider entertainment to be watching a NASCAR race on a sunday afternoon after coming home from church somewhere down the holler. no musical entertainers ever come here besides reneck country people such as... brad paisley, george strait, alan jackson, martina mcbride, the charlie daniels band, and the like. west virginia is a common place to find whole junkyards in a single person's front yard. west virginia is ranked number one in obeseity, pretty much the only thing we are ranked in. home to the west virginia mountaineers, an extremely good football team. also home to marshall university, a fact i am embarrassed to admit.

look at that overweight guy with hair coming out from under his shirt holding hands with his sister. he must be from west virginia

by oh_so_electrikk September 12, 2006

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west virginia

sticking up your middle finger, but not realy, more to the side

" West Virginia!!!" ATC cast- inside joke

by HANNAH May 14, 2004

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west virginia

Hell would be a good word to describe this place. Full of rednecks who are obsessed with nascar, hunting, and other extremely redneck things. No nightlife unless you want to go sit at the dirt track and watch drunken rednecks drive cars around. Comming from nyc this is by far one of the worst places i've ever been. Even worse than upstate new york and thats saying a lot.

Larry the Cable Guy would call west virginia his home.

by guidojuice210 May 5, 2006

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