sweaty wetty

A hard working Mexican

I just got done laying tile with a sweaty wetty, finished an hour early.

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Wetty Fap

When you're masturbating and you climax into the left eye of the reciever and yell "SQUAAA!"

My girlfriend walked in on me jerkin' it last night. I bet she wasn't expecting me to be mid-fap, and turn it into a wetty fap!

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Felsted wetty

A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.

“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”

Wetty crease

When someone is a wetty crease it usually means that their batty craese is wet or they are fucking retarded

Yo dont trust that wetty crease Reean he's fucking retarded

White Wetty

a bubble of discharge that occurs at unconvenient times

"ah im so excited to go to karen's party!"
"yeah me too its gunn-oh god.."
"whats wrong?"
"i think i just got my period, let me check..oh no, were good it was just a white wetty"

Wetty Warmer

peeing in your wetsuit while out in the surf to provide warmth.

It was 10*C in the water, but the surf was great, so I did a wetty warmer and stayed out another 1/2 hour

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morning wettie

A morning wood but for girls. A morning wettie, when a girl wakes up wet.

I woke up in the morning with a morning wettie.