What some chick said in her review of Urban Dictionary. ๐๐ Fucking hilarious!
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"
Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."
Some bitch "Why!?"
Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."
Dumb can't "What about the children!?"
Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."
Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."
Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."
Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."
Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
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When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.
When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"
Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"
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what the hell are you doing here this isn't even a wor
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How'd a muppet like you get passed selection, eh?
What the hell kind of name is Soap, eh? How'd a muppet like you get pass selection?
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Welcome. You have made it to heaven bitch.
Hey jeremy what the hell do I search up on urban dictionary?
I don't fucking know try what the hell do I search up.
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When your gf is trying to see your dick
Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(
A condition in which a person assumes competence in a given subject, but in reality has very little actual knowledge.
Most armchair tacticians have a bad case of Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome.
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