whatev

shorter version of whatever...you can use it in arguments in the same way only it works even better. after a person has explained their whole side of the argument then just say "whatev" and then most likely the person ur arguing with will be annoyed by this shortened word and add in the "er" at the end and then its a beautiful thing because they'll realize that ur working together for one common cause in life,to make a full word out of its two seperate syllables, and who cares about that silly argument anymore?

girl: but how could u sleep with my mom? after all we have been through and blahblahblah
guy: whatev
girl: er...FUCK ME NOW!

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whateves

a noncommital, noncholant answer to practically any question, expressing no particular preference to anything in particular, usually accompanied with a shrug of the shoulders

Do you want to go out with me tonight? Whateves.

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Whatevs

An abbreviated slang word for whatever. Used in a flippant or dismissive manner when you don't agree with something and need to communicate a quick distaste for it. Can also use Whevs.

My friend told me he likes to go to the movies every Wednesday and I was like whatevs, I haven't got time for this.

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whatevering

engaging in romantic or sexual behaviors with another person in an ambiguous way that does not necessarily imply monogamy or commitment to a serious relationship. Related to but not necessarily concurrent or synonymous with the terms "talking" and "dating."

She and I have been whatevering all summer, but I doubt anything'll come of it.

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whatever

Really means- i hope you fall off a bridge, get run over by a boat and then get eaten by a shark.

'i wasn't thinking when i said that'

'whatever'

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whatever

I don't care.

As in:
Boy: I am exhausted today. Looking forward to going home and doing nothing, hopefully you're up for the same?
Girl: Yeah, whatever.

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Or Whatever

Sentence enhancer used to show nonchalantness, it is usually placed at the end of a sentence.

Hey, sexy lady, would you like to catch a movie later on or whatever?

Alright, give me a call later on or whatever.

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