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1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.
2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.
The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.
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A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.
Argus Filch's worst nightmare...
Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!
Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.
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When your freind wants you do do him a favour but your too comfortable chilling in your room watching movie and eating popcorn and stuff that you tell him/her that youll do it later.
Man, im cheesing the wheeze right now can't i just ask my mom later?
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Using the plural construction "we" rather than the singular "I": a characteristic common among latchers when attempting to imply a connection between oneself and a second party
Chloe: Are you going to watch the game tonight?
Sarah: Uh-huh. We'll be at your house at seven.
Chloe: "We"? You mean you & Mark?
Sarah: Yeah, me & Mark; "we."
Chloe: Oh. Kickin' it with the wheeze after just two dates, huh?
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1. Can lick its own nose.
2. Octegenarian gigolo.
1. Hey, look at that wheezing one eyed bulldog, it frightens me!
2. That old Seth is a right wheezing one eyed bulldog you know!
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A term used for describing a Type of laugh, commonly used in subtitles
Shane: Look goatman I’m dancing on your bridge it’s my bridge now
Ryan: (wheeze)