Mind-Whiff

To completely miss a joke (often reffering to something said prior to the said whiffage)

Wow, She totally mind-whiffed that one.

whiff the mist

Is to catch the scent of a womens snatch who`s intent is to arouse the prey she is stalking.

Calf`s circled our lunch table twice purposely to gain our attraction with her moist sex juices and we were able to whiff the mist.

Whiff of jif

To inhale a fart

Dang I just took a whiff of jif and almost choked to death.

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bitch whiff

what you get when you happen to smell a girls cunt.

I walked past this biddy the other day and I caught the nastiest bitch whiff, that girl needs to wash her cunt.

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sausage whiff

When you are blindfolded trying to determine whether or not a sausage has been microwaved or cooked on the stove-top.

Rhett: The good ol' sausage whiff!
Stevie: It's not great. When you dont know its sausage.

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Biff Whiff

1. The odour of the female anatomy.
2. Vaginal flatulence. (Queef)

"Denille needs to wash, her biff whiff is intolerable."

"Did you hear that?! I just did a biff whiff."

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take a whiff

to snort cocaine
Taken from the folk song, "Take A Whiff on Me", recorded by Ledbelly, Woody Guthrie, The Byrds, and The White Stripes, among others

Cocaine's for horses and not for men
Doctors say t'will kill you but they don't say when.
Ho, ho, honey take a whiff on me.

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