a) Utterly flabbergasted; pretty much the only way left to say you ain't got shit to say, akin to the old idiom of shitting one's pants in disbelief or shock, but a wicker fucking chicken is a tad bit more of an ordeal than just shitting one's pants.
b) Also used to express extreme dopeness.
a) When I saw my bitch's new haircut all chopped up like a dyke, I about shit a wicker chicken.
b) What!? You got to kick it backstage at Snoop's 420 party!? Well shit a wicker chicken, nigga! That's dope!
a wicker park chauncy wears black jeans and fake vans to the pool. they buy top of the line road bikes they can't ride. they buy rides they can't drive. they mooch. they are cooler than you. they drink better beer than you. they need more tatoos. they like better music than you. they are not hipsters. they are not living in wicker park because it's convient to work, they are living in wicker park because it's convient to work. they also are not being chauncy.
ever since bluecardude moved to the park, he's been a real wicker park chauncy.
An affectionate term for a Catherine Price
People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.
"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "
When you sit on your left hand on outdoor wicker furniture and then masturbate with your left hand
I jacked off with the wicker
A popular Australian term for beating violently another person with a wooden instrument, i.e. A plank of wood or baseball bat.
Me and my brother were mad at Steven so we got my baseball bat and gave him a wicker whack over his face