Shank

1. A homemade knife, sometimes very crudely made from ordinary objects (sharpened end of a toothbrush), fashioned from various materials i.e. steel, glass, plastics, woods, etc. It can be made into multiple sizes and styles such as a serated or smooth blade. Found and used in prisons.

"Hand me that shank,ese! I'm gonna punch this fools ticket if it's the last thing I do!"

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shank

to get your pants pulled down unexpectedly in front of others

Damn man, I heard you got shanked the other day. All the chicks are saying you got a small dick.

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the shanks

The term that strippers can use to describe to their boss that they cannot come in because they have Diarrhea. I mean, seriously, who wants to see that?

Um, yeah Vinny this Bumper, I cannot come in tonight cause I got the shanks.

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shank

to stab/slice cut or in general kill with a sword/knife or other sharp shiny object

yo that nigga just shanked sombody, lets bounce from dis hizzouse before the 5-0 roll up
reply- fo-shezy

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Shank

Male - Masturbating whilst concurrently excreting. If timed correctly, a turtles head should appear simultaneously to expultrice.

"Bloody hell Pete, you've been gone ages"
"Yeah sorry mate, I was having a shank".

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shank

taking a shit and havin a wank at the same time

"dude I just went to the jacks and just had a great shank thinkin of your mom"

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shank

An act which is devoid of physical contact but performed as a means of hurting another via implications derived from material that was written, coordinated or said in such a manner as to directly mean one thing but understood by the targeted party as an act to inflict pain mentally or emotionally.

Dude! You really shanked that Beefalo by playing AC/DC's "Whole Lotta Of Rosie" then following it up with Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" on the jukebox.

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