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A British phrase used when a young lad masturbates and ejaculates into his hand, and tosses it into someone else's face.
Usually an insult, but can be used as a sign of affection on the oddest of people.
"Mrs. Steger," the lad says to their Latin teacher, "have you ever been spilly winkled?"
"You want to spilly winkle Her Majesty the Queen? Treason!"
Used to express confusion or to admit your opponent to be correct; to admit defeat
BOB: I Found fart in a jar collection.
Me: I'll be winkled
Used to describe someone who can't seem to understand or correctly use grammar. Alternatively, this can be used as an insult to ones grammatical knowledge.
Texter 1: "their so annoying, im just going to leave those two to themselves"
Texter 2: "That's some Winkle Grammar right there"
The turning of the fuck, in that during coital humpage, the party who is being penetrated turns a minimum of 90 degrees to either side while squeezing butt or cunt muscles in such a spastic way as to induce the giver of the rod to spontaneously combust while spewing hot jizz
She did the fuck winkle and I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
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1.A cover that you slip over your peeper to prevent it from catching a cold.
2.A stick that helps keep your penis erect.
1.Float like butterfly; sting like a bee; I slept with your moma and didn't use my winkle stick; now it burns where I pee.
2.I need a winkle stick to keep my cock from shrivling up inside your vagina.
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When a guy comes home from work all sweaty and nasty, walks straight up to his wife/girlfriend and puts her on her knees. Then she will suck the guy's penis and be damn grateful for the opportunity.
After a long day, Jim decided to call his wife and tell her to prepare for a Dirty Winkle.
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