winstons

The winstons, also known as alcoholism, is a strong dependency on alcoholic beverages. It is mainly used to describe a raging alcoholic who still manages to keep his life in order and possibly even save England from Hitler.

"Larry's got a bad case of the winstons... That guy was totally drunk when he presented his doctoral dissertation."

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winstoning

To lick someone aggressively

My dog was winstoning me last night dude!

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Winstoned

When the new English polymer £10 note (featuring Winston Churchill) cuts the inside of your nose when snorting cocaine.

Bro, that note winstoned me! Pass me a paper £20 instead.

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winston

a jerk, uncaring asshole, who does not give a thought to how anyone else feels.

me & winston went to a restaurant and winston gets the number of a waitress and tries to say it was the guy the front but when we leave he stops and gets the number of the guy at the front.

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winston

Winston, former president of United Kingdom.Generally not well known is the fact that Winston in ancient gaelic english means Raging homosexual pregnant goose.Generally having the following properties:- miserably dissolute derelict putrid, feeble-minded depraved orgy of subhuman indecency.irredeemably boorish contemptible vermin and a petty, chromosome deficient sexual assaulter of barnyard animals.

You are a strangw winston

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The Winston

Anyone who is able to bench press more than they squat, likes party of 5 and beverly hills 90210, hates white people, and is just irrepressibly cute

House on Stilts, The Bone, Winnie

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Dallas Winston

The hottest Greaser from The Outsiders, he was shot and killed by the police. He was seventeen when he died. His nickname is Dally, and the saddest part of the movie is when he dies, and what is crazy is that his last word was..... "Pony". Dallas was played by Matt Dillon.

Man, I am in love with Dallas Winston, he is so hot!