um.... Crazy Indians and hot guys...
this place is the fuckin' shit and yea...
the people rock....and you can go to the bars and get drunk w/ your parents..i would know i do it all the time!!!
"hey mom"
"yea"
"let's go get fuckin' ripped"
"Fuckin A right"
we love fuckin' Wisconsin..
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only the second best place in the world on the best of the best come from wisconsin
you gotta have bigg balls to be in a club and holla you from Port Edwards wisconsin
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The state in which everything is legal as long as you are an adult, or have an adult with you.
Person one: "I'm throwing a crazy-ass party tonight! Bring the booze!"
Person two: "But we could get arrested."
Person one: "Nah man, it's Wisconsin! Plus, my uncle Joe will be there to supervise."
Person two: "Well why didn't you say so?! Let's get wasted!"
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A state located in the north central united states that consumes copius amounts of alcohol and bratwurst. It constantly compares itself to its more sophisticated state to the west, Minnesota, but falls short in every category save for obesity. Wisconsinites come out in droves wearing blaze orange hunting gear with spongelike cheese hats to watch an equally pathetic football team known as the packers. Any objectivity regarding these packers is strongly discouraged. Women are measured in kilograms as to not embarrass them when weighing themselves next to women from other states weighing themselves in pounds. A typical night out for a Wisconsinite would include binge drinking, the combing of a mullet, and a shepherds pie.
She wasn't very attractive so I took her out for a Wisconsin dinner
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A person from Wisconsin. They're not a Wisconsinite. They're not a fucking "Sconnie." Only douchebags and out-a-staters that go to school here call themselves "Sconnies." Must be pronounced with a southeast Wisconsin yaw, i.e. "wisz-CAHN-sinerr"
Drunk Bitch: "WHEW!! SCONNIE PRIDE BITCHES"
Wisconsiner: "I ain't no sconnie, I'm a muthafuckin' Wisconsiner"
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-Where were you last week?
-The best place on Earth!
-You must have been in Wisconsin.
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The only place you can get frost bite and sun burn in the same day.
The only place the girls can put drink the guys
The place everyone hates but you learn to love
Wow those girls over there are so Wisconsin
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