the term a father uses to explain the sensation a male might recieve when he thinks lustful thoughts
"when your around a girl you might get a woody" *vomits*!! DAD! sick!!
1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.
Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.
The King of all Hobos...a.k.a. Woody the weak , Woody the worthless , Woody the waste of Wood
That Woody's a fuckin' hobo !!
1.) Drummer in 80's ska band madness
"Have you watched the video to 'It must be
love?' Woody looks very femmy in it."
Short for woodchippy.
Having the characteristics of a woodchip.
Usually meant for a guy.
These characteristics include: sweet, intelligent, sincere, warm-hearted, handsome, and very lovable.
The word for a girl with these characteristics is flowerpettally.
Mereda: "My boyfriend, Alex, is so woody! He is really warm-hearted. Alex can't stand to see anyone sad. He is so lovely, I melt every time I see him smile."
Clara: "Erik is pretty woody too. I mean he is so passionate! And he is a genius too."
Harriette: "What about Edward? He's always sincere. And so loyal. Definitely woody."
He’s a alright stick who needs to get a room with the lady’s and he has a dirty mind also now as a funny way to some people, he has many bitches.
Person uno: he he’s from toy story
Person 2 : ye he dose look like that anorexic fuck from toy story
Person uno: true
Person 2 : that’s woody for ya
Woody is a great guy. Absolutely huge dick energy. His cock is divine, at a total length of 56 inches when flaccid. He gets all the girls and they simp for him daily, receiving messages at an alarming rate! He loves to use his massive dick with only the bundalicous gals, and rails them in public! What a guy!
Girl 1: Woody is so leng!
Girl 2: I know I love his dick!