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A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.
I hate all types of woodpecker-jobs I took in the first years of my professional career
While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.
Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.
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name used by northern Irish unionist politician David Irvine to describe electronic music/music with repetative beats
"They had me up all night playing that bloody woodpecker music, the needle must be stuck on the record".
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The woodpecker effect is a signature sexual move that can be performed by anyone with a sizable nose (the bigger the better) but primarily by Jed,to give you an idea Moses, one of Jeds close friends, once began talking to a plastic herron mistaking it for Jed.
Summed up by the great DJ/Electrician/Plumber/Shop assistant/Butcher/Delivery man/Entertainer/Bodger Fudge in the following way:
'Jed gets his nose, shoves it in between her legs, right into her gash then fucking woodpeckers up and down like its some sort of fucking tree, daft prix'
This is essentially THE WOODPECKER EFFECT.
'I tell you what sally, Jed didn't half give me a good woodpeckering last night'
'Bloody hell, I feel like I've been woodpeckered, see any herrons about last night!?'
'I'm getting well good at the woodpecker effect lads'
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When a woman with a tracheal stoma deep throats and tickles the head of the penis through the stoma. The womans finger going in and out of the stoma looks like a Woodpeck Pecking at a branch.
I was going to give her a Cincinnati Bw Toe, but I changed my mond and gave her a Cincinnati Woodpecker instead.
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Being verbally and mentally harassed every 30 seconds, much like Woody Woodpecker when he is drilling into a tree.
Dr: Chris did you get that done?!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!
An act in which whilst having sex with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a Pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your ass.
Me and Shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her Bull Mastif starting giving me a Woodstock Woodpecker.
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