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Woodstock Flakes or Nutritional Yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient Egypt. It is a yeast fermented on molasses. The rise in popularity in recent years in the 'hippie' community has dubbed the formally known 'Nutritional Yeast' with a new name with less nutrition in the title. Containing 200% of your daily B12 per teaspoon, Woodstock Flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.
Mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese substitute, or anywhere you want.
"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"
pretty dope town. went to school here, pretty lit
“yoo bro i went to school in woodstock, illinois.”
“sick daddy.”
An event where hundreds of hipsters line up in front of Apple Stores all around the world to get the latest iDevice, most camping there for days. You're gonna meet some gentle people there.
This "happening", if you like, usually occurs every fall. It's a generational experience for Millennials - just like the original Woodstock was for Baby Boomers - and thus beyond the comprehension of previous generations.
By those attending, Android users are frowned upon just like Vietnam vets were back in the day and Steve Ballmer is hated as ferociously as LBJ once was.
- "Hey man, where's Alix? Haven't seen her in classes for a few days."
- "She's at the Millennial Woodstock".
- "Oh... I wish my mom would let me too. If I didn't tell her, I could leave today".
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A little farming town full of good ol boys and livestock. Right off highway 934. A piece of real undisturbed heaven where there is really more livestock than people. Where treestands and fourwheelers are a family tradition and everyone knows each other.
"Man we're headin over to the Wests' farm in Woodstock for a bonfire and party!"
Somerset Kentucky
Woodstock Kentucky
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An event that hasn't happened yet but is being planed by the neohippie movement. And many neohippies look farward to it. It is hoped to be bigger than wookstock 1 That was put on by the 1960's hippie generation. Woodstock 2 was really lame and was put on by the same hippie generation trying to recapture there youth.
John wants to see woodstock 3.
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The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"
ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room
Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.
ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof
Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)
ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!
You: why?!
Bum: because its Woodstock!
You: its 2011!
Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!
*Can be used on any question*
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A school which was unfortunately opened in 1996 and has possibly the highest number of sexual violations (many involving staff) in the Metro Atlanta area. From coaches banging cheerleaders to various forms of sexual harassment from the teachers, to girls sending pictures of their tits to their boyfriends (which then seem to somehow spread around the entire school), it's safe to say that Woodstock High School is a walking STD.
Typical conversation at Woodstock High School-
Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Victoria's tits?"
Guy 2- "Psh, that pair spread around two weeks ago... I got Shayli's on my phone now"
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