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Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches

I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.

by Ahhh-rob February 3, 2011


Wrangle some tuna

To have sexual intercourse with a woman or women.

Also known as 'crushing some pussy', 'crushing some sweet sweet poontang' or the past tense 'I totally hit that'.

Derives from the words 'wrangle' (to capture) and 'tuna' (a fish whose smell is often compared to that of a filthy vag).

Paul left the club early to go back to his place and wrangle some tuna.

"Where were you last night?"
"Wrangling some sweet sweet tuna my friend."

by WayneBradySandwich February 17, 2010

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wrangle suck

When you take a cause or project on that's huge

They said l couldn't do it but l just decided what the heck l was just going to damn well 'wrangle suck' it and just damn well did it.

by Chezshakes January 14, 2022


pixie wrangling

To make pixies (electricity) bend to your will.

Let´s do some pixie wrangling on these electric chooch.

by fydyl January 17, 2018


Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize they a wranglin people.

Glitch is a retard wrangling bozo.

by jazzwolf May 16, 2022


Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize that they are a retard wrangler, and is completely oblivious to that fact, or accepts and ignores it.

That guy said he wants his team wants to be top fifty, but he’s just a retard wrangling bozo.

by jazzwolf May 16, 2022


Sleep Wrangling

Same sex rape of a person initiated while they are sleeping, attempting to sleep, or in a state between sleep and wakefulness.

There has been a lot of sleep wrangling going on at that campsite.

Dude, he got sleep wrangled by those convicts.

There was a sleep wrangler running around my apartment complex.

by Rodney Cobbletop December 13, 2010