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The rap version of nickelback. He makes everyone want to go deaf
Guy 1: Hey hit me with dat Lil Xan shit
Guy 2: ok! (Plays Lil Xan)
Guy 1: owwwww stop!!! I’m deaf help me! Ahhhhhhh!
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when a dude high off bars pants sag to their knees since they honestly don't give a shit about their pants sagging
guy 1: tell dude pick his pants up
guy 2: nah dude he off xans right now
guy 1: them shits xan pants not even sagging no more
Someone who called 2Pac boring when he hasn't listened to him.
Someone: "2Pac sucks!"
John: "You listened to any of his songs?"
Them: "What?!"
John: "Shut the hell up Lil Xan, we know it's you."
Head of Liandri Mining Corporation, current champion in Unreal Tournament
Xan runs Liandri Mining Corporation.
Xan is a bot.
Xan wears battlesuit.
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My xaddy. Xans don't take you but lil xan take your bitch.
Dude lil xan is my daddy i want to fuck him
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A drug dealer who usually sells a lot of pills, but in the most case Xanax.
"Need drugs?, Im the Xan Man!"
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The worst rapper EVER AND HE CALLED THE LEGENDARY RAPPER 2pac BORING!!!!
also he has like the best mediocre song
hes named after a drug
time to change my name to lil crack rock
also hes one of those general mexican rappers that falls off super quick
hes like 594386098359628732 years old but he looks 13
"2pac's music is boring."
also his most popular song is about being off xans but 2 seconds later after the anti drug part he says "and her pussy tastes like skittles" which sounds like hes still on drugs.
youre so gay but nowhere near as gay as lil xan lol
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