Your mother

what i fucked last night

I fucked your mother

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your mother

kind of like "yo momma", but more intellectual.

kid from da hood: "YO MOMMA SO FAT....!!!"
reply from nerdy kid trying to fit in: "your mother..."

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your mother

Your Mother is the meaningless and effortless insult for the 'classy' kind of person
'Your Mother' can be used rather than using such low-browed expressions as 'ya mum' or 'yo momma'

person 1: hahaha OWNED! i slash on your face! woo hoo golden shower! lol!
person 2: ya mum
person 1: no, your mother

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Your mother

Someone in which everyone goes inside of.

"Dude, I'm in your mother!"

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Your Mother

Your mother sleeps with many men and woman, myself included. She was very hot last night and was definitely into some kinky shit. She called a bag of rice hot when she was high.

Charelanda : Why hello Anna, the party last night was great! Why didn't you come?
Anna : I did cum, while I was doing your mother.

Charelanda : Last night?
Anna : Yes, last night. *puts on cool sunglasses*

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your mother

is a filthy whore also a term used to offend.

you:Your just a little whore
me: yes and so is your mother

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Your Mother

The equivalent of 1000 medusa glares,10 michael jacksons,86.4 gorillas,has enough food between her folds of fat to feed the universe for 3 centuries,and when she passes gas the can kill anything living within 6 leagues.Her stench is so potent,those with fish odor syndrome smell like fresh picked daisies.

Osama:DEAR ALAH,SAVE US!IT'S YOUR MOTHER!!!!!

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