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yeh-tee noun, plural – yetis
1. A bipod mammal indigenous to the Canaan Valley Ski Areas of West Virginia characterized by bright hunting attire, Carhards, arctic ninja masks, denim jeans tucked into the ski boots, or Starter jackets and a complete inability to ski. These aloof creatures generally have poor dental care as a result of eating rocks as cubs (this condition is known as Summer Teeth). Like their banjo playing fair weather kin, the diet of the yeti consists of mayonnaise sandwiches and Miller High Life. Yetis attract mates (usually within their immediate family) utilizing the Yeti Tuck-Wedge. See Yeti Tuck-Wedge. While difficult to find, the Yeti is not a bright or crafty creature and can be easily captured by challenging them to a Yeti Downhill or setting up a Money Booter Yeti Trap.
Check out the yeti chasing his ski down the hill!!!
Look at that yeti's summer teeth, looks like he can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket-fence.
Yetis really piss me off!
Salamander it is like a yeti yard sale today.
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a teenage male with long hair, often the hair is greasy
"God Bill you long haired yeti ! "
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a super awesome person whos super cool.
Person #1: Dang, that guys is such a yeti!
Person #2: Ya, i wish i was half the yeti he was.
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See yaper
Word came from feti, and in money and the "Y" came from Yola which is coke, meaning drug money like yaper.
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A female RPG player. Everybody has heard about them, but noone ever saw them.
Can't submit an example, never seen a yeti before.
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It is the hairs surrounding your anal hole. When seen, viewer is scarred for life.
-For guys, pull your nut sack back as far as you can and look towards the anus.
-For girls, you just look.
John was about to give Jane anal when he saw her YETI, and stopped. He was never the same again.
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A sixteen year-old blackbelt whose golden halo appears only in the sunlight and responds to "YETIYETIYETIYETI!!!"
You are such a Yeti.
Stupid Yeti.
FETCH, YETI!
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