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Also a great song which is perfect for drunken occasions. Goes along the lines of this (although has many varients):
"I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo.
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo Bear.
Booboo, Booboo Bear. Booboo, Booboo Bear
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith.
Ranger, Ranger Smith. Ranger, Ranger Smith.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Smith.
Yogi likes it in the snow, Polar Bear.
Yogi likes it up side down, Koala Bear.
Yogi likes it in a car, Panda Bear.
Yogi's got a girlfriend, Suzy Bear.
Suzy likes it ‘gainst the fridge, Polar Bear.
Booboo likes it up the ass, Brown Bear.
Yogi has a 10" cock, Black Bear.
Suzy likes to shave her pubes, Grizzly Bear.
Yogi likes it with a chew, Kodak, Bear.
Suzy wears crotchless panties, Teddy Bear.
Suzy’s snatch it smells like cheese, Camembert.
Suzy she has great big tits, More than I can bear
Suzy likes to threesome, Lucky Bear.
Booboo likes it in a tree, Koala Bear.
Yogi likes lingerie, Teddy bear."
(thanks to www.welsh-nutter.co.uk/songs/yogi.html for the song)
Apparently sung to the tune of Camptown Races?
Drunken Dude: "Lets do some really loud singing"
Drunken Dude II: "What about Yogi Bear? That song rocks!
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When a yogi uses a yoga mat that blends in with the clothes they're wearing, creating an optical illusion which causes them to disappear in the flow. Specifically referring to matching designs printed by Metta Mats.
She had on leggings that matched her Metta Mat like some sort of yogi camouflage and mid-way through class all I saw was a moving piece of art!
It's like a hot Carl but instead a bear shits on you.
Yesterday at the zoo that bear gave me a hot yogi. It was huge and full of berries.
To steal a co-worker's lunch from the breakroom fridge.
I was so hungry today, I starting Yogi bearing the fridge at work.
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A picture posted in an online forum that contains both a wrist watch and the logo'd steering wheel of your automobile.
I really like watches and cars. Anyone out there have a good "yogi shot" to post?
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Sex sequence that starts with the girl on top, back facing away from the guy who is on his back, girl sitting in a squatting position (like a baseball catcher) on cock. When the guy is about to cum he yells "He's stealing second!!!!" At this point the girl jumps up like a catcher, throws her dignity across the room, turns around, and takes a huge load to the mouth, eyes, and face followed by multiple cock slaps to the cheeks.
Bridget: oh no i need to go back to Eric's room.
Tyra: Why?
Bridget: We did the Yogi Berra last night and i left my dignity in his room.
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Vulgar Yogi (noun)
An above average human, superman/woman. Rough, raw, and real, and does what they want when they want. A nonconforming Yogi that follows their own direction of yoga and life. One who follows no rules, is very kind, but takes shit from no one. Edgy, brash and provocative in a good, tasteful way, yet down to earth and in the best shape of their lives.
Other words that come to mind -- a beast haha my friends and I say she’s a womanbeast, also “unfuckwithable”
"Have you seen John lately? He's gotten so ripped and sounds so much more confident! Well duh, he's a Vulgar Yogi."
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