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To ignore all Covid 19 rules and advice and continue life as normal by claiming everyone is in your bubble.
Steve - I’m off out with Steve from Barnsley tonight.
Jane - you’ve not seen him for years!
Steve - Yorkshire Bubble int’it
A particularly persistent northern STD
Mate, just back from a massive stag do in Donny, caught a proper Yorkshire cold from one lass.
When one masterbates violently in the shower as Yorkshiremen do, opens a shampoo bottle and ejaculates into it, mixing their ejaculate with the shampoo inside, meaning the next shower user will use the shampoo oblivious to it's contents...
I was just wondering whether you used the top quality Yorkshire shampoo
Somebody from Yorkshire who loves nothing more then licking around the arsehole
There's Lewis, he's a Yorkshire rimmer
The smile given by a person who seldom smiles or laughs and has no sense of humour.
Hey did you see angry Greg pop out a yorkshire grin?
Yeh thats a rare sight!
Sexual act were a male pours Yorkshire pudding batter into a woman vagina then proceeds with intercourse, the batter is used as a lubricant.
Afterwards the batter is expelled and sometimes cooked and eaten.
'ere mate, ta wife let me give 'er a Sloppy Yorkshire last night
Term for mushy peas that makes it seem just a little bit posher.
Dave: oi! Pete! want some Yorkshire Caviar
Pete: Yeah! they sound well posh!
Dave: Not really, it's just mushy peas
Pete: Ahh, good one.
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