You bet your bungy

To assure something will happen

person 1: Are you coming to Jake's?
person 2: You bet your bungy I am

You slappy your grandpappy

the yo mama joke but better.

Teacher: "Greg, can you please come up to the class?"
Greg: "Yo momma!"
Teacher: "Greg, I don't appreciate that language!"
Greg: "You slappy your grandpappy!"
Teacher: "Stop it, Greg!"
Greg: "Your great grandmammy has a big fanny

You Bet Your Fern

used in the book IT by Stephen King the kids use it in place of 'you bet your ass'

Person 1: So was that fun or what?
Person 2: You bet your fern it was.

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you dropped your face

When a girl usually wears make up it is a rude insult implying that they’re ugly without it..

“Hey Brittany you dropped something”

“What”

“You dropped your face😂😂”

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you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Used to indicate that the other person's speech has become too obscene or vulgar.

― "Chris doesn't like my hair up. I don't like my hair up. I'm not wearing my fucking hair up."

― "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

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Love you, love your show

Opening sentiments given to a call-in radio show from a regular listener.

Radio DJ: "Caller #1"
Caller #1: "Love you, Love your show. I'd like to comment on the story involving..."

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you shut your whore mouth

When something is said to you and you found it slightly offensive and wish to make a joke of the situation while also disregarding the remark.

Bob: You're bad and you should feel bad.
You: You shut your whore mouth!

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