As far as you can push a coin

A person, idea, or anything else that won't get very far.

That old car will get you about as far as you can push a coin.
(Jennifer O'Connell)

You can shut the hell up

The best retort ever.

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.

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Help me if you can

I don’t understand this life and am confused. I need a woman and have a family with her.

Help me if you can I’m losing hope. Can’t just carry on this way.

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you can do better then that

If someone says that to you dump your boyfriend right away

You can do better then that guy

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All you can fuck buffet

When there are more than four different people who are going to have sex with you and you can only choose some.

After the party, it was like an all you can fuck buffet.

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you can come if you want

A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.

“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”

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All You Can Eat Buffet

When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too

Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!

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