You-up Text

(Conjunction) You-up Text

When your mans gets a new haircut n' beard trim and he's feelin fresh. With this newly found kick in his step, his confidence has maxed out seemingly over minutes. Unfortunately, It does not stop there, and after a few hours it has slowly built up to a ninja turtle level -

50,000 African American men underwent a double blind study. The urge for most feels unquenchable and must be relieved immediately. Temporarily trapped in a delusional state, optimism blinds the humans ability to function normally, including but not limited to the tracking of time.

This often occurs after midnight when bitches and hoodrats are already asleep. Your mans may also become confused asking 'you-up' when he is clearly already talking to an alert human who may or may not have been awake previous to the conversation's inception.

-"Eyyy Shakisha, you-up?"

-I am now wtf It's two a.m. why u rang so late nigga thefk wichuboi u know i work at the laundromat tomorrow mornin shit i swear dumbass if i h- **Click** .....

-Hello?

-Ayo Cornesha, 'You-up'?

- You-Up Text

eat you up

To lick &/or chew your pussy.

Crystal can I eat you up if you don't wanna fuck?

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what is you up to

An expression commonly mistaken with "what's the haps", What is you up to is the complete opposite. The expression simply means to wonder as to what activities another individual is partaking in at any given moment.

brotha:YO, what is you up to
hommie:just chillin with some peeps.
brotha: fly!

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sex-you-up

What a dominant sex partner says to the other right before they have sex. Kind of like beating someone up, except this is sexing someone up.

I'm gonna sex-you-up!

Man, that demon from Prince of Persia has four penises! If you don't run away from him, he'll sex-you-up.

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suck you up

what a girl says 2 a guy whose dick she wants to suck

girl: ooo baby u fine u gonna let met suck you up

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Give you up

Something you should never do

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Knock you up

In America it means impregnated, while in the UK it means rudely woken up.

The dual meaning of, “knock you up” is displayed in this Frasier script.

Daphne Moon: Your father knocked me up bright and this morning.
Frasier Crane: My father did what to you!?
Daphne: He knocked me up. In England it means to be woken up. What does mean here?
Frasier: Oh, uhh nothing…

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