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November 10th is National love your boyfriend or girlfriend day on this day you have to love them with all your heart and kiss them whenever you get the chance give them your hoodie hold their hand tell them how much they mean to you
Guy- do you know what today is?
Girl- no
Guy- it’s national love your boyfriend or girlfriend day
Girl - yay
When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.
Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.
When you know they weren't sick.
Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!
The day where you show off you friends by making a vid about them or sending them a text saying how much you love them.
National tell your friends you love them!! me texting my friends
Me: hey bestie I wanna tell you something!
Bestie: what?
Me: I just want to tell you that I love you so much you make my life so much better!!💙
Bestie: aww thank you, I love you too bestie!❤️
Go tell your friends you love them
The 5th of march is officially known as "Love your engineer day".
On the 5th of march everyone should do everything in their power to please, love and care for people who are engineers.
The official "Love your engineer day" came to be, because its widely known that engineers works extremely hard to save our planet basically in all sectors of our society. The engineers simply does not get the recognition for this. Because of the this the 5th of march "Love your engineer day" was established
"Damn i totally forget it was the official "Love your engineer day" i better find a hot Engineer to give some love and affliction"
or
"Yes of course i have plans on the 5th of march, i need to please my engineer daddy"
to lightly stroke someones butt while walking by
guy- i would love to stroke your lovely
girl- freak!!
All you need to do is give you girlfriend attention when she wants it or just stare at her because why not
National love your girlfriend day is about loving her and doing what she pleases
Well fuck you for doing it that way bitch I make me the asshole for insulting you.
Hym "No. No. Fuck you. That not how you show your love you ass. It's totally asymmetrical. You're not doing it to this fucking asshole and I'm not doing it to anybody. So no. And I'm not doing Jordan's thing either. You admit I'm the most-specialist uber-mensch and regale me with my accolades and THEN I'll do it. Do it publicly. And insulting your costumers has a niche appeal that this restaurant also does as a novelty act so you can eat a dick you stupid, stupid fuck. And fuck you Cody and Katie. One of you is 1 brown robe away from looking like the most sexually active catholic monk and the other looks like they stole a jewish granny's wig. I'm not going to entirely reconceptualize what you're doing to you don't have to be the asshole here."