AMF, YOYO!

(A)dios (M)other (F)*cker, (Y)ou're (O)n (Y)our (O)wn!

When said aloud, first three letters spoken seperately, next four said as a word: i.e., A-M-F, YOYO!

I'm over it and I'm outta here. AMF, YOYO!

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smuggling yoyos

This term describes what one would expect a yoyo, shoved into a women’s crotch area, to look like if it where not actually her giant mound of mangle roast beef exceeding the manufactures size recommendations for that particular piece of under garment.

Otherwise know as: Ninja foot, pussy wedgie, camel toe, moose knucle.....

Hey Ken, your moms smuggling yoyos again. Can she do any tricks with that thing.

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yoyo ma

not a rap star, porn star, or yo mama. He is an accomplished professional cello player.

correct: Yoyo Ma performed for the Prime Minister of Prague yesterday.

incorrect: Yoyo Ma gave the Prime Minister a lap dance, ya ho.

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yoyo-ing

verb In basketball, keeping your dribble alive by simply standing in one place and bouncing the basketball. Made famous by legendary Los Angeles Lakers play-by-play announcer Chick Hearn.

And here comes Magic yoyo-ing up and down...

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yoyo bender

This is when a group of farmies who go into the yoyo comic con and rave over the best yoyo to ever exist. It is also a competition to see who can bend like the craziest yoyo. This is called the yoyo bender comp.

1:yo bro you seen this yoyo

2:ye bro its sick brotha, can you bend like that yoyo brotha, you can do the yoyo bender comp!
1:ye brotha, i'm slick

Yoyo-ing

The act of releasing and withdrawing a turd to keep from shitting oneself.

I've been yoyo-ing this turd for an hour.

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yoyo penis

NOT a dick hanging by a string that bounces up and down. it's what a guy has when one does jumping jacks.

girl 1 "did you see that guys yoyo penis?"

girl 2 "omg yes, mr. O'niell really needs to stop making him do jumping jacks."

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