zj

A ZJ is the abbreviation for Zebra Job, it is when a white chick jerks off a black dude and the the black in-between the white fingers gives the illusion of zebra stripes.

Sarah (a white chick ) went to 69th street to give out free ZJ'S to all the brothers behind tower theater...

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Zj

A zebra Job, consisting of a black and a white women giving head to one guy at the same time.

Damn, i got the best ZJ last night from that black and white girl i met at the bar.

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Zj house

A particularly awful cobblestone mess. Incredibly ugly and a total eyesore. Designer is vertically challenged and usually blind

That house is so dead. It looks like a zj house

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ZJ

This person is very smart and always has a someone to look after (parent) um also kind and honest. They will always help you.

Zj can you help with chemistry prep

ZJ

When a girl gets on her knees behind you and give you a reach around and blows kool aid into your asshole

After she gave me a zj my shit smelled so fruity.

Zj

When you turn your friend upside down and put your dick in their mouth and you touch their tonsil

Friend 1: Please fuck me!
Friend 2 turns Friend 1 upside down and puts dick in mouth
Friend 2: Give me a ZJ right now

Friend 2 touches Friend 1s tonsil with their dick

ZJ

Originally heard in Broken Lizard's Beerfest, assuming to mean Zoojob which includes both partners breaking into a zoo late at night and having a threesome with whichever animal is in the first pen they can unlock.

Dude, i heard you had a total zj last night...why the hell would you fuck a pig?

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