ZJ

If you have to ask what it is,then you cant handle it. But its GREAT!!!

DAMN girl! that ZJ was great!! i love you baby

3👍 17👎

ZJ

when one's partner gives the scrotum a zerber (see Zerber)

I got a zj last night and it rattled my balls mmm felt kinda wierd.

3👍 22👎

Zj house

A particularly awful cobblestone mess. Incredibly ugly and a total eyesore. Designer is vertically challenged and usually blind

That house is so dead. It looks like a zj house

1👍 2👎

ZJ

This person is very smart and always has a someone to look after (parent) um also kind and honest. They will always help you.

Zj can you help with chemistry prep

Zj

When you turn your friend upside down and put your dick in their mouth and you touch their tonsil

Friend 1: Please fuck me!
Friend 2 turns Friend 1 upside down and puts dick in mouth
Friend 2: Give me a ZJ right now

Friend 2 touches Friend 1s tonsil with their dick

ZJ

When a girl gets on her knees behind you and give you a reach around and blows kool aid into your asshole

After she gave me a zj my shit smelled so fruity.

ZJ

Originally heard in Broken Lizard's Beerfest, assuming to mean Zoojob which includes both partners breaking into a zoo late at night and having a threesome with whichever animal is in the first pen they can unlock.

Dude, i heard you had a total zj last night...why the hell would you fuck a pig?

1👍 2👎