zag-fag

Short for "zaggot faggot" this term has nothing to do with homosexuality (and the use of the word faggot is not intended to offend anyone in the gay community). Rather, this term refers to someone who must always consider their Zagat Guide before going out to eat, or drink. What you thought was a casual suggestion to get pizza turns into an ordeal as they furiously scan the pages searching for the place with the perfect menu, atmosphere, location, and price. While out, they will also check the entrance to a restaurant for the little "Zagat-rated" sticker demarcating the location as somewhere acceptable to eat. It is not unusual that you will be with a zag-fag who will refuse to go into a food establishment that is without this sticker, even though you or they may be very, very hungry. In exact opposition to what the Zagat guide was intended for, these people can make dining an excruciating experience.

Al: "We have been wandering through this barren wasteland for three days without food and barely any water. Oh my god, look over there, a pizza place!"
ZF: "Okay, let's drag ourselves over and check it out..."
Al: "Sweeeet. I'm going in!"
ZF: "But no, don't do it! It isn't Zagat rated!!!"
Al: "Stop being such a zag-fag!"

or

Beatrice:"I brought a cake for you. I baked it from scratch!"
ZF: "Ew, I can't eat that, your kitchen isn't Zagat-rated. Remove this abomination from my presence immediatly."
Beatrice: "You ungrateful zag-fag!"

Beatrice: *drops cake and runs away crying*

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Zig Zag

American Style Alcoholic beverage: Cranberry Grape , Vodka, Splash of Sprite, 6 Ice cubes Created in Corvallis Oregon.

European version Alcoholic beverage: Minus the Grape.

Give me a Zig Zag!

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tamp-zag

The use of a tampon paper to roll a joint

I ran out of zig zags so I used a tampon paper to roll a joint. Dawning the tamp-zag.

Zag a Hoochy

What is said when you have forgotten something or someone.

OH zag a hoochy I've forgotten my hat!

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zig zag

crappy rolling papers, for the following reasons:

1) tiny
2) waaay thick
3) glue sucks
4) tear really easily
5) burn fast and irregularly

I honestly can't understand how this can be the standard rolling paper in the US (as seen in popular culture and 4 months I lived in Tahoe)... get some OCB or at least Smoking

Stoner #1: Dude, I just paid 70 bucks for an 8th of Blueberry, let's roll a joint with these zig zags...

Stoner #2: Nah those suck, let's reuse some old toilet paper instead

Stoner #1: You're right, that'll burn better and at least then there's a reason for it to taste like shit

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Zig Zag

A Zebra with a J hawk rode and owned by a shirtless SeaNanners. SeaNanners found him in siberia.

Dude did you that SeaNanners has a zebra.
yeah its name is zig zag

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Zig Zagging

The process at which you and a close friend push your anuses together and one of you shit into the other persons asshole and they shit it back into your asshole

Jimmy and I were Zig Zagging, let's just say I lost a bet.

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