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People named zak have an 100% chance of being the biggest bastard you will ever meet. Zak's constantly brag about money, even though their parents always give them money. They always fake their voice, and use the same jokes when they claim they roasted you. The only thing zak's do are climb rooves, bitch constantly and play xbox. If you see a zak, immediatly run away because you dont want to catch his disease.
Theres zaki the iraqi. Go punch him in the face!!!
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1. The Lizard King of this generation. Many believe that the soul of Jim Morrison was flying around, as a child is like a flower with its head floating in the breeze, and he jumped into Zak's brain.. and he's still in there.
2. Loves his girl, Jamie. Also known as Queen of the Highway. They'll be together forever. They're Cosmic Mates.
"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!"
*Zak shouts from the top of his car*
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Zak is a jerk that only wants sex from you. If he says he loves you he does not mean it. He lies constantly as if it were for his own health. Please do not trust him. He will only hurt you and make your life a living hell.
Zak is a player.
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1)One who is always saying jokes at the wrong time.
2) one who is owned by his world history teacher on a daily basis.
1)Whoah, did you hear that joke that Zak told? it was so stupid!
2) Wow did you hear about that Zak kid? I hear he got owned by his history teacher today!
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Someone who is very kind, funny, and loyal. When your with or talking to this person you have sense of belonging and peace, they easily make you laugh and can make you feel like the most important person in the world. They can be outgoing and hyper sometimes but also can be calm and loving. They are a huge foodie and loves to be snacking throughout the day, they also love animals.
Oh, Zak! I dont know lmfao
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Zak in a name commonly given to gothic pale people.
"Oh god look at that retard over there, must be a zak!" "Have you seen that new boy zak, bit of a goth isn't he?"