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he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.
"omg zeke shut up."
"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."
nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."
he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.
"omg zeke shut up."
"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."
nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."
God of intelligence, although sort of a nuisance, he has his moments. Although the greatest person to grace this planet and stand on our very earth, he will spit on your eyeball.
Is a basketball.
Bob: All praise Zeke.
John: no he bad
Zeke: spitball
Zekeing is when you homiesexually interact with another male and enter your penis into his penis. But he is still straight, the sex was only for bros.
Bro you wanna be zekeing right now?
Zeke is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He’s funny and very caring. He is the person that everyone wants.
“Have you met Zeke”
“Yeah I like him”
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you all have it wrong muthafukers...zeke is someone who cares too much for too little... short for Ezekiel...
now how is that an insult?
remember mother Terasa? remember fred hollows, remember what zeke's they were.
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Short for Zero Kelvin, the coldest possible temperature that is physically impossible to reach, it is a compliment equated to "hardcore, damn near impossible, awesome, cool". Can also be abbreviated as ZK.
"Dude, that headshot was totally ZeKe."
"I got us the beer, it's ZeKe, bro."
"Your new Wrangler looks absolutely ZeKe."
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