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zi ming

Usually when u see someone who is SUPER FAT.

this boy, at the age of 13, is the absolute definition of obesity. he loves to indulge in fast food, and dislikes exercise. his parents have gone bankrupt feeding him and they're homeless now. starving and craving fast food, he ate his relatives and now has an interest for human flesh. he displays 3 of the 7 deadly sins; greed, glutton, and lust. he longs for human flesh, and has eaten all the fast food workers and their fast food, resulting in the closing of all the restaurants. however, that is not enough. any animal, human or inanimate object he sees are not spared. he consumes them all. he eats and eats and eats, gaining calories. he grows bigger and bigger, so big that his overwhelming presence has been seen by the 5 holy knights, and they have rushed over to thwart him, but to no avail. instead, they are consumed and he inherits their power. it is too late to stop him. he now weighs 100 trillion pounds. the floor even struggles to carry him. OH GOD, he's here, in my town. he's gobbling up the citizens and the houses. i don't have much time left. if you're reading this, I'm probably gobbled up already. he has eaten half of humanity and plans on destroying earth. please, if youre reading this, I strongly urge you to save our world from this catastrophic level threat.

Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking

Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING

by Fake nani May 27, 2021


Zi Hin

A Zi Hin is someone really rare. If you have one in your friend group, he/she definitely is the most caring and smartest of them all. He/She is also a person that would dare to do almost anything, no fear whatsoever. When it comes to his love ones, he/she is extremely protective, having him/her as a partner is the best thing that can ever happen to you. The opposite sex is easily attracted to a Zi Hin.

He has big balls like a “Zi Hin”

by Olivia Yi November 23, 2021


Zi Hin

A stupidass friend that doesn't deserve to be a friend. He makes shitass jokes, bad at roasting but still tries too hard, and is bossy and perverted.

Don't be friends with him. OH! Don't let me talk about his shit-ass whooping attitude, awful, rude.
I don't understand why he has to be like that. Plus, he is always PoPulAr with other kids.
Ain't no fucking way.

Whenever he is in chill mode, we always give him a chance, and he is still our friend—the worst part of a friend group, Zi Hin.

"Have you seen that bitch Zi Hin?"

"I know how he is, he is awful."

by Amogus_54644544 August 20, 2023


zi meng

no.1 best friend material, a person who is very beautiful inside out, she can make any man's life a better place, and she's a very lovely person, someone who is kind and offers sum top tier hospitality, second only to a church nurse. She's caring and shows concern to u and u should treasure this person. she's hard to come by so treat her right.

Can u pass me the pencil zi meng?
why?
idk i jus want that pencil

by Babacaveman March 14, 2021


zi*fuckoinkies

a cross between jinkies and zoinks, the catchphrases commonly used by characters in the show "Scooby-Doo Where Are You?"

Boy: Now let's see who's really behind this mask...
Girl: zi*fuckoinkies!

by thenepalflag July 30, 2018


Zi Jun

the most sexiest man in the workd

hey look it’s Zi Jun”
“omg i have the biggest crush on him”

by B!GDADDYCHILL October 24, 2023

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Zi Feng

Zi Feng is a word used to describe someone as Chinese, offensive and deadly. They will tend to carry some form of weapon with them too

Yo, is that a Zi Feng?

by oef_ July 8, 2019