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A phrase used to address someone who makes excuses for not going places.
A: Hey, you wanna come over?
B: Nah, I can't, I'm too tired...
A: No jordans!
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Amazingly sweet, funny, sarcastic, and a total Trekkie. Once you meet her, you will never look back. Perfect girlfriend material, she's got a 'don't take shit from nobody' attitude, and she'll crush you if you hurt her, or anyone she knows. She's hard to come by, and if you're lucky enough to find her, you can sell the rest of your Pokeballs 'cause you just caught the one. She will always be loyal, interesting, and utterly fascinating. In short, do not let her slip away.
Girl 1: Hi!
Guy 1: Hey, what's your name?
Girl 1: I'm Jordan.
Guy 1/Guy 2: DIBS!
Girl 1: Uhh.. what?
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the guy anyone could love in the blink of their eye!! he is finest thing and can easily be wanted for sexul pleasures!!! he is funny sweet nice lovable caring and definately NOT a man whore...
gir 1: hey i saw the hottest guy in spanish class today!!
girl 2: oh thats Jordan you should fuck him!!
girl 1: ok i will and hopefully marry him!!! ;)
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A Jordan is a man with a heart of gold. Sometimes with a beard and these eyes that will consume you. He is Very handsome, sweet and loving. Jordan is one of the most talented people you will ever meet and he gives everything he is passionate about his all. Jordan is amazing in the bed, always making sure the female gets off before he does. He will always be there for you if you need him. A Jordan wears his heart on his sleeve and for that he is hurt often. He may seem shy at first but is actually very outgoing and hilarious. He may have made mistakes in his past, but he has used them to grow and learn. I fell in love with a Jordan once and let him get away. If you ever catch a Jordan do not let him go.
Beard tattoos lover
Girl 1: Damn girl, all these Niggas be playin I need a real man.
Girl 2: Sounds like you need a Jordan.
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A Jordan is a caring and loving person with a great sense of humor. She can have a bitchy attitude time to time. But, is an all around awesome person! Jordan's are beautiful, fun and creative people. They love to party and enjoy life's greatest moments. Jordan's are also smart, and clever. They are amazing and every way. And no matter what, Jordan's always speak up for themselves.
Woman A: I wish I was a Jordan!
Woman B: Psh! Same here!
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the best daughter in the world,can always make you laugh..great sense of humor and beatious from the inside out.
she is smarter than she lets on.
that's my daughter..(jordan)
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