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A overall cool guy with a massive schlong who can get ladies Niagara falls levels of wet.
Can make girls lactate breast milk with one stare.
He's so cool, he could be named Samuel
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A sexy man with a shy personality. He loves video games and pizza. Also loves nature and animals. You need a samuel in your life.
Samuel?!? Omg your amazing 😍😭
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Samuel, nick-named sam is a strong hearted man. He is stubborn but caring. Samuels are best paired with females that are just as sarcastic as they are but a female that also has a caring side. She more than likely will have bright blue eyes and might wear glasses. Samuels are brave and would take a bullet for the ones he loves. Family always comes first in a mind of a Samuel. Friends can be considered family as well in a Samuels life. Sams are also very sexual. He is a gentleman to the public but knows how to please his lady when it comes to the bedroom. Samuels are the all around perfect guy that has every aspect a woman is looking for.
Wow, she's so lucky to have a guy like Samuel.
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The Italian name for Samuel
His name is Samuele? He must be member of the mafia.
His name is Samuele? Throw him a pizza.
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sam is a cunt at times but you will always seem to love him even when you wanna rip his cock off. love you sam
*alyssa and madi have a three way*
sam- " damn wish i was that lucky guy"
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Sam is a very cute guy that has blonde hair. He most likely plays a sport like soccer. He is a smart human and is looked up by his peers. However his fatal flaw is that he has a great girlfriend however he is not happy and will not come clean with the girl he likes and comes off as a stalker. Girls he falls for often likes him in return and they do a lot of public things together. The moral of Sams story is that he should leave his girlfriend and date the one he really wants
guy 1: Samuel really likes her
guy 2: yeah he's a fricken stalker bro
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Savage-like tendencies coupled with a strong heart. Samuels have royal barbarian bloodlines and possess an iron will which often leads to stubbornness/recklessness but is also the driving force to their fame and legacy. Introverted alpha male who will often assert himself as the quiet leader of the pack through his strong convictions & philosophies.
A Samuel's verbal prowess typically results in dominion and influence over the pack and are also capable of crafty combat in defense of weaker pack members when necessary. Samuels are known for their expertise in Lausatok & similar Norse martial arts and become dangerous when provoked.
Samuels are notorious for wooing females with their wit, humor & charm. Women feel safe and secure when they are around a Samuel and if a large portion of time is spent with a Samuel it is likely that woman will fall in love with him.
Samuels are very good at learning and adapting and if they are passionate about an endeavor or craft they will be excellent in their work. Common interest of Samuels include: Bird catching, poetry, archery, fort building (inside or outside), fencing, and spear fishing.
Strong characters will be drawn to anyone named Samuel. Samuels are rooted in righteousness but can divert to the dark side. Fallen Samuels will go by "Sam", "Sammy" and in some cases "Sammie". Steer clear of these.
"You are learning to play the bagpipes? That's a very Samuel thing to do."
"That girl over there is looking at you like your name is Samuel"
"Just because you're captain does not make you Samuel"
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