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A Susan is a member of the younger generation who is selfish, annoying, and all-around a terrible person. They are a Karen in training. Avoid Susans. They will one day rule PTAs and HOAs. The terror.
"God. Myat is such a Susan. They demanded a refund, but wouldn't return the package!"
"God, I know. Myat is the worst. A total Susan."
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The name homosexuals give to any and all raccoons, regardless of gender, color, location, or sub-species.
A group of raccoons are collectively known as "Susans".
Look at that sweet Susan - doing her Susan things with those other Susans. She's such a fluffy dumpster baby.
A name you give to that one annoying bitch that's always getting on your nerves for sticking their nose into business that doesn't concern them.
It is commonly used on Social Media.
Some random girl: *randomly appears out of nowhere and interrupts conversation* I honestly think that people should be more open to criticism
Me: Okay Susan, no one asked you to put your two cents on every fucking subject
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Noun- A person who is difficult to deal with, usually selfish, uses her zodiac as an excuse, consistently asks to speak to the manager, causes a scene to gain attention, career victim.
Verb- To react overdramaticly, or extreme, as if the world owes you a debt.
Also excellent in Memes.
Noun-a. Did you see that crazy lady over there, she's a Susan!
b. (to someone overreacting) Susan, is that you!?
Verb- a. She blew up my phone all night, she was susaning hard!
b. Calm down, you're susaning!
c. Are you about to susan?
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Susan refers to a crazy woman. The Susan is deadly and loves lauraette. The Susan knows all lauraettes personal passwords and broke into her home. The Susan has battled a shaolin monk and won because she's so crazy.
You need to go to an insane asylum! You mean a Susan asylum?
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Susan- 42 Year Old lady with 3 kids who play soccer. She is a former member of your schools PTA. She brings oatmeal raisin cookies to them and coffee. Best friends with Karen and is married to John Middleton. She goes shopping at Ross and sometimes Marshals. She does sewing with her mother, Pam Rattlinback. She was mentioned in The Real Housewives Of Orange County. She was kicked off the show after she had an argument with Shannon Beador and threw her starbucks drink at her face. Oh and the starbucks drink was a pumpkin spice latte.
Susan: Hey guys I brought cookies!
Everyone: *stares at Susan in silence*
Everyone: Continues talking...
Susan: *Sits down*
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