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The ancient art of growing ones facial hair beyond pre-pubescent stubble.
This practice requires dedication, and automagically increases manlyness by 200%
Total disregard of Shaving implements & Beardists is required.
Total respect for Manself, is required for successful growth.
"Did you see that Magnificent looking dude? , He's obviously Bearding " #nohomo
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Relaxing, Chilling, Unwinding.
When a man does nothing, his beard grows.
"Dude, whatcha doin'?"
"Just bearding at home. You?"
"Same. Shall we beard together?"
"Nah"
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Part of a phrase that can be applicable to multiple situations, usually referring to a frustrating, bad or unlikely scenario.
Person 1: "Hey dude, you wanna hit the library tomorrow? It'll be fun!"
Person 2: "Oh Beard.."
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A pain in the ass, a ball-ache, a hassle, an inconvenience. An activity or person that, frankly, you just can't be arsed with.
Scenario 1:
Student A: I've got two assignments in for Monday and I haven't started either
Student B: That is such a Beard.
Scenario 2:
Gentleman 1: Yo, Mike, I can't come to the game tonight. My ex wants to come over and go through the divorce papers
Gentleman 2: What a beard....
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-Facial Hair.
-A long time, or a very far distance.
-A large amount of something.
-An exaggerated measurable estimation.
Informal language.
Usually used incorrectly and ridiculously at the wrong time, and too often.
Something tedious and time consuming might waste beards of your energy, or waste beards of your time.
Origin: The amount of time it takes a man to grow a decent beard is not quick, and a decent beard is at least down to the belt buckle.
Other forms:
beard(s)-ed,
beard(s)-ago,
v. beard-ificate(d),
beard-ification,
beard-ification-ism,
beard-ification-ism-ology,
beard(s)-ly,
beard(s)-worth,
-"Man you were in the bathroom for like twelve beards..."
-"Wow, you're really good at skipping stones! That last one went a beard out into the lake."
-"Johnny, did you take the trash out yet!?"
"Yeah mom! I took the trash out like one hundred beards-ago."
-"You ran that beard of a triathlon so fast! You got first place!"
-"Dude wanna go play beards and barbers at the park with Jack, Lizzy, and the gang?"
"Yeah but I can't, my teacher beard-ificated the amount of homework I had by nearly three beards-worth! I won't be done till like beard o'clock in the morning."
-"I just cut down a beards-worth of trees in my backyard, now the squirrels have no place to live."
-"Did you hear? Jackie's grandma died..."
"Oh yeah, I heard about that beards-ago dude..."
"But she only died yesturday..."
"I know."
-"You suck at Halo 2! Go grow a beard, noob!"
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The beard is the ring of brown resin that stains the glass.
Letting the Resin of your water pipe/bong cake up right above the water level.
Ya the bongs pretty dirty Ill clean/shave the beard next month
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when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.
Wow Bob...your wife has a better beard than mine.
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