Bus

A person who cockblocks you out of jealousy. This term is derived from the difficulty experienced when trying to text your girlfriend from the back of a bus. The back of the bus is well known for being very bumpy, therefore screwing up anything you are trying to write.

Guy: I lpbe ypu <2
Girl: What?
Guy: Sorry, I'm on a bus.
Girl: Awww :(

Patrick: Did you see what Bob did last night? Sandy and I were about to make out and then he totally cock blocked me!
Larry: Why would he do that?
Patrick: He's probably jealous or something.
Larry: What a bus!

22👍 18👎

bu

used between lovers

lets get low bu

66👍 48👎

Bus

Also more formally known as a "peasant wagon", these elongated vehicles transport the lower classes to set destinations via a pre-determined route. Such peasants join this "bus" at their stop and leave when they are nearer their destination.

It's believed that many use this as they cannot afford their own car let alone a driver, ah-ha.

Peasant 1: Look it's a bus
Peasant 2: Erm, oh erm yeah, bus, init!
Peasant 1: Yo bus, stop.

23👍 23👎

The BU

The BU is a magical, perfect structure that is the collective of the imagination and aspiration of the deal team. It exists in a space void of formal approval processes, boundless opportunity, seemingly limitless expenses (without those pesky justifications) and an agreed stop-work-and-drink policy.

In the BU, only the best of the best exist - there are no passengers, no wasteful bureaucracy and certainly no oxygen theives. To keep everyone on their toes, open challenges of authority are encouraged, as are hissy fits, emotional vomits and random arguments that end in violent agreement about the same thing.

The BU is where EVERYONE wants to be - like a tropical paradise in the midst of a cold winter. But alas, while the BU makes perfect sense on a boardroom whiteboard or back of a bar napkin, somehow it doesn’t translate into a multinational P&L

I SOOOOO want to be like the cool people in the BU...they’re like rockstars

3👍 1👎

Bus

(adj) a concept that is garbled, disorganized and pretentious, usually used to describe a literary work that you would like to throw against the wall out of sheer frustration

Damn, Michael Pollan's metaphors make me want to punch a baby seal. "Omnivore's Dilemma" is some bus shit.

9👍 5👎

the bus

A sexual act involving fingering a girl where you put 1 finger in the front and 9 in the back similar to a bus.

I gave that bitch the bus, bitches love the bus

6👍 4👎

bus

noun: a large capacity human hauler reserved for poor people, mentally disabled people, people who smell, people who talk only to themselves, and people who scored a DUI and lost they car.

Balls, i got a DUI and now i have to ride the bus with darwin's failed experiments.

25👍 27👎