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a religion of people who are in love with edward cullen. edward cullen is a vampire in the book series twilight.
Girl 1: What religion are you?
Girl 2: Cullenism.
Girl 1: Oh cool me too!
Girl 2: Isnt he the hottest thing you
have ever seen!?
Girl 1: YES!
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Noun. To creepily stalk and or/follow possessively. In a romantic relationship, to try and prevent the significant other from having outside friendships or other meaningful interactions. Derived from last name of well-known vampire hero with possessive tendencies.
Girl 1: So then he slashed my tires after I talked to Jake at your party.
Girl 2: He's totally cullening you - get out while you can.
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A fucking white piece of shit that no one likes or cares about,also a fucking autistic stalker.
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They will throw you out of college if they find out you are a cullen
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A kid who is mad chill and has no insecurities, and is Columbian and his first language was Spanish, although he knows none now.
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to be a short, bald obnoxious little irish guy who acts like one of the jewish chicks from that weird hipster hbo show "girls"! a guy who films himself banging fat chicks and you dont know it's him to you see his little red irish hand enter the video!
That dude is such a cullen! I mean how fucking small are his hands? What does that say about his shoe size? we should call the dudes at Belgian loafers to find out.
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Cullens are always so fucking Handsome and so smart. They always have dicks above 9 inches. They are amazing in bed there favorite position is girl on top(so they don’t have to do any work). They are amazing at making out but don’t use tongue. Your a dumbass if u leave a Cullen for a Timmy(2.5 inch dick).
Girl-“omg Cullen is so hot”
Sydney-“yeah I dumped him for Timmy”
Girl-“ur a dumbass”
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