Jimmy Fiddle

Jimmy Fiddle

An alternate, and slightly more pleasant, way of referring to masturbation

Rippee: Come on, it's time
Deano: 10mins
Rippee: Going for a Jimmy Fiddle?
Deano: Aye

I could do with a Jimmy Fiddle like...

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Geek Fiddle

A mean way of saying guitar in order to piss someone off.

Jerk:"Oh hey, I see you are playing your geek fiddle"
Guitarist:"It's not a geek fiddle!!!!

Oh fiddle

Basically the same as fiddlesticks, but if you are lazy you can just use oh fiddle. The 'Oh' is used for effect.

My new TV is broken. Oh fiddle!

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.

Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!

No Fiddle February

A challenge in the month of February females cannot 'masturbate' or 'fiddle' with themselves the whole month of February.

Tasha: Did you already fail No Fiddle February?
Tina: Hell nawwh! I'm waiting to fiddle my diddle this May!

Fiddle-Dicks

A game where four men stand in a circle with their pants down and dicks erect. They begin to smack their penises together by thrusting their hips (as no hand contact is allowed). The object of the game is to climax as quickly as possible. Once you achieve ejaculation, you are safe. The jizz is collected in a cup and the person who does not ejaculate drinks the contents of the cup. *You MUST be strait to play.*

The boys went to the bathroom and engaged in a competitive match of Fiddle-Dicks.

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second fiddle

Ones back-up girlfriend/boyfriend.

No song is as sad as the song of the second fiddle. (OR) She was being played as his second fiddle.

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