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Something or someone that fails miserably
Wow, Austin Mahone is such a Flop. His music sucks so bad
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1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust
2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.
See Also: Jabber-Wickling
1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was Flopping under the desk.
2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I Flopping until she notices.
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Being highly fucked up on xanax, kpins, or valuims
Damn i was flopped last night!
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That sensation one can experience when they collapse onto a comfortable surface after strenuous activities. This feeling occurs after a "flop" has taken place, which is the action of flopping down onto the comfortable surface. At times a good flop can in fact surpass the feeling of sexual intercourse.
Gavin: " That flop was outstanding! I feel truly flopped.
Dylan: "I was so flopped last night I almost jizzed!"
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When someone says something has done poorly but in reality is doing really well.
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3 cards dealt face up at one time in Texas holdem poker.
MaineBowl called in spite of his weak 7-2 offsuit, just so he could look at the flop. What a moron.
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when a male loses his erection just before he is about to have sexual intercourse
Guy:oh man i totally flopped on her last night
Guy2:haha aww unlucky man
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