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the mens department of the navy
marines are a department of the navy. yes the mens dept
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call them what you want, but don't call unless you want everyhing in a country to die. don't open the bar unless you want us to drink and don't leave your wive alone unless you want them to be satisfied
'i'm a Marine i live on alcohol i eat concentina wire and i piss napalm"
Marine force recon, U.S. Marines, U.S. Marine
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People that truly make a difference in the world.
Some people spend their entire lives wondering if they've made a difference. Marines don't have that problem.
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The juice that lingers under the skin around your balls a long time after having sex with a girl. It usually goes away after showering, but re-surfaces when you sweat again....it can sometimes seem to last for like 2 weeks! For long-lasting effects, fall asleep inside the girl...
"damn Gina, i got marination all over my sac" And it won't go away....
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A crazy, smart, strong, honorable, and one contrased motherfucker. Pretty religious too, don't take any of that respect beliefs or politically correct shit.
Your best friend in the pirate vs. ninja debate.
Better than Chuck Norris.
1. The Marine helped the child on his way to get water from the well and bring it back to the village, while he shot thirty seven terrorists in the face with an assault rifle made of sand.
2. The first Marines were pirates hired to help america in the revolutionary war. A couple of years later they fucked up all the sneaky ass ninjas in Japan.
You thought ninjas were cool...think again, bitch
3. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitatated it using his hands.
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whoever wrote the definition above is a moron. all branches require minimum ASVAB scores for different MOS (jobs). Although the US Army has significantly lowered its standards of entry and lowered the intensity of its "Basic Training" the Marine Corps standards have not changed and bootcamp is still a grueling 12 weeks which include long days of intense physical training and conditioning, as well as classes and testing on military knowlege and Marine Corps history and structure. But as in any govenment branch elite or not there are always idiots that slip throught the cracks
marines are the worlds 9-1-1 force
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to be intoxicated; drunk; twisted; and or schwasted. Describing the result of drinking too much.
person 1: yo dude lets drink this weekend
person 2: im so down man, i wanna get stupid marinated
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