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the most annoying person on online forums. usally troll alot or think they are the bomb. a lot of the noobs use l33t speak just to anno the public masses
noob: h3y n00bs if you c4nt d0 th1ngs th4t 4r3 c00l j00 s0uld g3t 0ffl1n3 n0w.
normal person: hey noob shut the hell up no one gives a crap about you
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"Noob" is a term frequently used in online gaming, and pertains to immature ignoramuses with no grammatical/vocabulary skills. In technical terms, a noob can be referred to as an ultracrepidarian, inaniloquent, autohagiographer.
Every noob can be described as having one or more of these qualities.
Ultracrepidarian: A person who gives opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Inaniloquent: Speaking foolishly or saying stupid things.
Autohagiographer: A person who talks in a conceited manner about their own life and accomplishments.
Calling a noob an "ultracrepidarian, inaniloquent, autohagiographer" can yield interesting and often entertaining results.
An example of a noob being ultracrepidarian:
Noob: oh ya????? well ur ugly and hav no lyf! u jus sit at teh pc all day talking mean 2 ppl! U FAIL!!!11!
An example of a noob being inaniloquous:
Noob: roflololllollol omg ur such a n00b! i own ur FACE!!!!1!1!!~~~11!!
An example of a noob being an autohagiographer:
Noob: omg so im lyk rly rly rich and prtty and every1 lyks me and... etc.
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Noob: A term used to insult people, offically naming them unskilled, worthless, pieces of garbage. Often used in video games such as:
Runescape
Maplestory
Combat Arms
Halo
COD 5
Gears of War 2
Blackshot
A way to find a noob:
A typical noob reaction, "Dude you hack"
A typical noob reaction, "Dude you suck"
A typical noob reaction, "Anything you do I can do better"
A typical noob reaction, "I can OWN you NOOB"
A typical noob reaction, "What the hell? YOU HACK!"
Noob actions:
Spamming
Profanity
Harrassment
Some sort of hacking
Glitching
Tapping
Team Killing
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One who is offended by this term.
John: "You're a noob."
Noob: "What!? What did you just call me?! I can pwn you boy with my 1337 skillz in Halo, GoW, WoW, CS, SC, MoH, BMW, YMCA, DUI, RDLGQ2UYZRT!! And-and also ..." etc.
John: "I rest my case."
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Noob = Idiot, Newb = New player / newbie
dude ur such a noob = dude ur such and idiot, dude ur such a newb = dude ur such a new player (low lvl/newbie)
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An amature - one who's lost and has no clue what they're doing.
Noob: Shit man, the girl I met yesterday won't call me back!?
Friend: How many times did you call her?
Nood: Like 10 times... Every 10 miniutes... Is that too much?
Friend: Shit man!! You're a NOOB at getting chicks!!
Why don't you get anything right? Gezzz you're a true NOOB!!
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(noun)
A. someone new to said game("noob" can but does not correctly apply to other aspects of life outside the range of video games.)
B. someone who is bad at said game, commonly someone who has played said game for a decently long period, or more who claims to be "good, nice, sick, beastly, epic" at said game and then gets OWNED over and over again will commonly rant on calling every one who kills, beats, and or defeates him or her a "noob".
C. someone being called a "noob" by a noob because the real noob is angry as his or her noobness and retaliates by calling the non-noob a noob.
EXAMPLE#1
Player1(noob): Hey man how do you get up there?
Player2: Wow noob, go play runescape!
EXAMPLE#2
Player1(noob):*dies(constantly)* WTFF DUDE YOU NOOB
Player2: You mad son?
EXAMPLE#3
Player1:*PWNAGE*
PLayer2(noobb): wtff you noob stop being lame
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