going number 3

jagging off, masturbating, choking the chicken, etc. etc.

c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?

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Number 3

When you go to the bathroom to pleasure yourself. You're not going number 1 or number 2.

"You ate too many oysters at lunch and began running hot, so you went to the bathroom to go number 3."

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number 3 bag

a condom full of jizz

Slav filled up his number 3 bag and stuck it to Kevins back

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door number 3

The guy you’re supposed to end up with. Refer to ep. 88 of Call Her Daddy.

He’s my door number 3.

go number 3

A less common euphemism for masturbation.

I need to go number 3.

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number 3

Restroom term for diarrhea. If number one is urinate and number two is defecate than number 3 is both at the same time.

Pissing out your butt.

Hershey squirts.

I had number 3 all morning after a night of drinking draft beer!

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detective number 3

a mysterious hand that is not afraid to give you a hand

look its detective number 3