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What dumbfucks and/or dumbcunts on power trips impose when they mistakenly believe, against all evidence and W.H.O. pronouncements to the contrary, that viruses carry an atlas or have GPS and give a shit about a line on a map.
George Jung: "What's a Travel Ban? I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to anything. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a cough.”
Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."
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Two straight women, usually good friends, that when traveling together engage in lesbianism, usually because they’re in committed relationships, don’t want to hook up with locals, or are arroused by the adventure.
Collette and Holland vacationed in Brazil, but because they didn’t want to hook up with any local guys they were travel lesbians for the week.
Whilst travelling by motorised transport, vibrations felt may cause male passengers to develop an erection.
"....The car journey was taking forever but luckily Alex had developed somewhat of a Travellers Marrow to entertain him ...."
"....The rest of the coach passengers gasped in awe at the Travellers Marrow, the sleeping Alex was sporting...."
When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.
"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
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An unexpected erection experienced by all men during a sufficiently long period in a vehicle.
Guy 1: 'Dude, why you sat like that?'
Guy 2: 'Travel cock again'
Guy 1: 'Ah man, I had that ten minutes ago too'
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Clever solution for a travel related problem
Rolling your clothes to fit more in your suitcase, is the most popular travel hack in the world.
Elvis travels is a man who lives in a van who prefers to have sex with transvestites or to take it anally from a BBC
Are you going to marry that transvestite or are you going to come along quit Elvis travels
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