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When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.
Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.
idiots live from 12-13 years on average a few months after their birthday. they tend to get strange rushes of energy and do stupid things.
Life span of an idiot
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Life span of a retard is 17 years they are mostly 5’7ish blonde females with small intellects
when someone is not able to listen or pay attention to their surroundings
someone is easily distracted
OMG dude what is wrong with you have such a short attention span.
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metaphorical phrase used to indicate a period requiring long hours of intense attention to detail.
Studying for law school finals feels like the Attention Span Olympics.
Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.
Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.
"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"
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