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absorbing your nutrients

the act of sucking your own cock.

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that

by GuyInSpace August 31, 2023


absorbs

Adorable Abs.

He's such a hunk, I can't keep my eyes off of his absorbs!

by AgentKurt August 25, 2023


Absorb

to take in a liquid, gas, or other substance from the surface or space around
absorb something Plants absorb oxygen.
Let the rice cook until it has absorbed all the water.
absorb something into something The lotion is easily absorbed into the skin.
make part of something larger
often passive to make something smaller become part of something larger
absorb something The country simply cannot absorb this influx of refugees.
absorb something into something The surrounding small towns have been absorbed into the city.

Absorb into something into something the surrounding small towns have been absorbed into the city

by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020


COD absorber

Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.

He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.

by theNimja April 14, 2013


Absorbation

The sokaege of water in chile filds

The absorbation is slowing the water flow in the dirt

by Waternerd77 April 17, 2021


absorber yt

An amazing man who makes very entertaining content but still gets unnecessary hate.
Absorber is just a funny yet very underrated guy.

hey do you watch absorber yt or on Twitch or Tik tok.
-No i don't

You should he makes good content but its okay if you aren't interested i his videos

by Clemintine-the-moth August 10, 2021


Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018