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What Donald Trump gets from his advisors.
``Hey boss, I got some shit advice for you, don't let nobody in the country.''
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Advice given on facebook, often responding to a question posted as a status.
Jessica asked if you can become pregnant during your period on facebook." "Her facebook advice was way off so now she's prego.
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A bunch of bad bitches who don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. They've got their tits pierced, their fairies waxed and they'll ride a dick into the sunset. If a basic bitch comes into their territory, they'll roast her like a Sunday dinner and then fuck her dad.
"Hey, my woman asked if we could try pegging last night? Where the fuck did she get that from?"
"Man she's probably on that Bad Girls Advice page."
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This is the advice that a girl's best friend gives to the guy that is currently courting said girl.
Ex. 1: Wow I really can't get a read on what this girl wants me to do, I'm gonna have to go ask for some "best friend advice".
Ex. 2: I'm totally going to get out of the friend zone now that I got some good "best friend advice".
Ex. 3: Hey Ashley, I'm lost, can I get some "best friend advice"?
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If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!
I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!
During the covid19 outbreaks in Australia between 2020-2022 Politicians often drove their own agendas by implementing a law or rule and justifying it by saying "Based on Health Advice". This started with the best of intentions but ended up a little self serving and crazy, particularly in places like Western Australia where they full on took the piss and you could pretty much say "Based on Health Advice you're going to jail"!
The public caught onto this and it became common to use this as a sarcastic tag line when making an excuse for getting what you wanted or making someone else suffer. This was called a BHA or "Based on Health Advice"
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're shouting dinner".
I said to my girlfriend "BHA you're on top tonight"
"Sorry dude BHA you're not invited."
"BHA , i'm riding shotgun"
"BHA you're on dunny duty"
Advice which is so elementary or obvious that it can only serve to annoy the person in need of it.
Advice needed: I am up against the world champion in the ring. What are his strengths and weaknesses? I need to know so I can defeat him.
Non-advice given: You need to hit him and try to not be hit.