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When having sex with a stripper and you pull out, but the act still results in pregnancy
My buddy Hunter did an Afghani pull-out and now he is a baby daddy.
When you are trying to pullout of your partner before ejaculating but you fuck it all up and some of your baby batter gets left behind.
I was fucking my girlfriend last night, I really messed up and gave her an Afghani pullout. I hope she doesn’t get pregnant.
When a man 'pulls out' during sex but leaves some behind.
She felt so good I couldn't help but do an Afghani pullout
Hindu Kush war raid flash bang entrance results in the touching of ones genitalia on the backside
The homeless man Bobby offered me an afghani flashmob in exchange for a head of lettuce
Shooting blindly while ducked behind cover
He’s doing the afghany shitter
When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.
When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.
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Military Term.
After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.
See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.
Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.