road work ahead

A beautiful vine (rip 2015 (I think)-2017)

"Road work ahead, yeah I sure hope it does."

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Mile Ahead Club

Having sex behind an interstate sign advertisement.

We had sex behind the Cracker Barrel sign next to I-75. Now I'm a member of the Mile Ahead Club.

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Ahead of its time

A term popularized by singer/songwriter Christina Aguilera.

“That record, you know, it was definitely ahead of its time. And uh it wasn’t your straight typical like pop record.”

“I can proudly say Bionic was ahead of its time, to be honest. It wasn’t so commercialized. You had to really be a music lover, be a true fan of music and the love of being open to really appreciate that record. It’s just a special piece in my body of work that will forever live on. The older the record gets the more people will come to appreciate it actually and check it out.”

“Many times imitated, not duplicated; can't be replaced
Na-na-now, lemme spell it out, everybody can shout my name;
X-X-X-T-T-T-I-I-I-N-N-N-A
(Say) X-X-X-T-T-T-I-I-I-N-N-N-A-(say)-A-A-(say),”

3 steps ahead

Stage name for the legendary Peter Paul Pigmans, a producer of gabber music.

I miss 3 steps ahead.

Gone ahead now

What typically an older gentleman advises an aggressive person to do as a means of avoiding getting their ass whipped.

Who are you,I'll whip your ass. What,what? Man, gone ahead now,play around with kids,I'm a grown man.

Road work ahead

Ah yeah I sure hope it does

Me: there’s road work ahead!
Friend: Ah yeah I sure hope it does
Me: AHH WATCH OUT DONT HIT THE WORKERS YOU’LL KILL US BOTH WTF LET ME DRIVE YOUR VINE OBSESSION WILL KILL US ALL

Chu go ahead

Chu go ahead is a shortened version of "Why don't you go ahead"

Chu go ahead and get me that drink real quick