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09ers 78209
Incorporated into the city of San Antonio in 1922 this suburb holds a lot of charm as it's growth preceded the "cookie cutter" approach most developers took in nearby suburbs. Alamo Heights has the largest population of these suburbs by more than 2,000 with a total of 7,319. In the 2000 census the demographics reported that: of the 7,319 citizens 6,146 were caucasian, 992 hispanic, 181 other and the median income for families was $86,897.00. The reported median income makes this not the wealthiest suburb of San Antonio,believed by most, but rather the third wealthiest. It follows: Shavano Park with a median of $120,172.00, Olmos Park with a median of $103,571.00. Another important note is that Alamo Heights is a city of new money rather than old money such as the latter; which will continue as residents with education surpassing high school lags around 21.6%. Still with the median income as high as it is, there is a $45,205.00 difference between Alamo Heights and the city of San Antonio. Where the sensation over "09ers" begins is Alamo Heights High School where the students consistently perform lower than Reagan high school and Churchill High school but are proud of their performance in sports and the ignorant title of "rich" they have provided for themselves. I can't say it is all in their own hands however, complacency to their ignorance is provided by the public in the city of San Antonio.
In an ideal world:
person 1: "where do you go to school? "
Person 2: "Alamo heights. I know I know!*giggle*"
Person 1: "you know what? OHhhhh, that you're ignorant to reality?"
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When a girl is giving a guy head at the top of a stair-case, and when the guy is about to blow his load, he knocks her down teh stairs, and yells...."REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!!"
guy: ugh....yeah...thats how I like it......(falling down stairs sounds)..."REMEMBER THA ALAMO!!!!!!"
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a snooty town, in san antonio texas. They are not actually very rich, but they like to pretend they are. everyone in alamo heights thinks they are rich, but others having lived in other places know they are not, and get really pissed off when these people try to act nonchalant and rich. they think they are the whole world, and their academics suck. Really, they do.
no one in alamo heights will understand this because again, they think they are everything.
"I'm from alamo heights, so i get a good education and have lots of money!"
"No you don't. You are stupid, and although not poor, mediocre. You are part of the bourgeoisie. Not that you understand that."
"whatever, i'm rich."
"haha, right..."
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A super wealthy suburb of San Francisco, about 35 minutes away from the city. Everyone either drives a BMW or Mercedes. Right next to Danville, it’s affluent sister-city. The houses are all insanely expensive, with a majority being able to set you back a few million. It’s pretty much your stereo-typical suburb. Oh also, Steph Curry and tons of other celebrities live there.
Where is Alamo, California?
It's right in between Danville and Walnut Creek.
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The bad diarrhea and stomach cramps faced after a night of Mexican food, in reference to the 1836 battle in San Antonio, Texas.
"Dude, I was so sick after those fajitas last night, total Alamo Revenge."
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The act of eating the yeast out of a yeasty vagina
I gave that whore a Alamo bread basket, nasty shit in there.
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Alamo Elementary School is a small school in Alamo California and consists of grades from kindergarten to 5th grade. As of 2020 they got a new principal. This school has been around for a very long time and is a very very rich school but yet has bad teachers.
"what school does your little sister go to?"
"she goes to alamo elementary school."
"oh where is that at?"
"its in alamo california aka a really rich area of the bay area in cali"
"mkmk"